June 2011
2 posts
“BTW i practice safer sex, well I don’t practice any more, I have perfected it!”
– Thankyougurl to the random guy who wrote this on Gaydar.
May 2011
15 posts
“Drmz Queen”
– The type you can’t help but starenobyl because they are boilz of nuclear proportions.
“Oh heeey… Yeah we saw you on the roof-top bar earlier. We nicknamed you...”
– Thankyougurl! Nice to know I’m already making a splash in DF.
Hello Mexico!
Commgozz is on tour again! This time sampling the Latinz delightz of Mexico DF courtesy of Special Sister.
It’s been an emotional time, having been separated from SS by the Atlantic ocean and several time zones for several months, but we are very much getting into the swing of things (as much as the woofy local Mexicans appear to like a sunset-orange polo.)
Joining me is Princess In...
“Please put a face pic on here. You still have to look at the mantle piece when...”
– Thankyou random bear profile on Gaydar.
“I’m totally getting into NSS. No Strings Snogging.”
– Truth spellz. NSS: when you snog a guy in a club it doesn’t mean you necessarily want to go home with them and get into a rec-tangle EVERY time.
“MDMK changed my life.”
– Truthspellz from a dame of drug mixology. As spoken to moi at Shoreditch House. Maybe gurl should get out more.
April 2011
14 posts
Appearances can be deceptive...
So it was a usual night at the Duke of Wellington.
I’m waiting in the ‘rest room’ for a toilet cubicle to free up when suddenly in walks this MAJOR man mountain. Angels we’re talking SERIOUS scale. This queen took muscle bear to a whole genus. And then some.
But before I could even think of descending into a spin, he had me in his meaty arms, was staring into my eyes...
“I think I could really get into bunting.”
– Daisy Duke, our new SASL queen sister who heralds from America’ deep south, starts the process of going native during the royal wedding celebrations. Bunting: get into it.
Grl plz!
Life is so fast paced these days. Where is the time to truly deconstruct Femme Fatale or discuss the polemic of Oolong vs. A Moment of Calm when a girl in constant spinz trying to keep up with 235 gay internet profiles? These days I have more cockpics to archive than dud Rachel Stephens come backs. (FYEYE American queens, there’s a reason why you’ve not heard of her).
And it’s...
“How come our recipe for banana bread is on the back of the cubicle door?”
– Two wasted gays overheard in the toilets at Horse Meat Disco.
“Love, not labels.”
– UQGay drops major philosophical bombs in Dick & Fanny.
Thanks Gaydar
Whilst waisting some time of Gaydar this morning (I was waiting for a cucumber face pack to dry), I was approached by a very charming individual (virtually, of course). He spoke with the same wise prowess as Shakespeare’s Horatio, his words were blessed with a cherry blossom sweetness and his insight pierced straight to the heart of man’s true essence. I really must share some of his...
“I like gym, protein and dumbbells. Don’t respond if you don’t like...”
– A negative nancy casts her frowse spellz on Grindr. She might have some hot abs but she also has an abyss of a personality. FROWSEZILLA.
Respecting you...
Thanks to all the angels that came down to Bistrotheque last night for the Community Gossip hosted screening of Paris Is Burning. Seeing so many people turning it into a Chapel to Non-heteronormative behaviour put me in a mega spin. We laughed, we cried and we nearly died too at the FEIRCE show put on by Lazy Susan and The Condiments - including the London debuts of Bambi and Raleeza Le Crackin....
“Remember we are not so many small selves, but members of a community.”
– Florence Nightingale speaking truth spellz about the importance of sisterhood.
“Can I just say, vogueing lessons at school would teach affirmation, constructive...”
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Upper Hize
The human consciousness is like one giant sphere of bubblegum emanating out of someone’s sticky mouth (someone mega boilz, obvs). And the more we expand our minds (the more that hottie blows into that bubble), the BIGGER it gets.
I’m not a size queen, but in this regard I want it to get as big as it can humanly get, because frankly, the more mankind knows and understands, the less...
Last night
So I’m catching up with Princess Veyonde about the night before. ‘How was the Little Joe launch party angel?’ I ask. ‘Oh fine.’ She replies. ‘A total gay fest, but I spent it chatting to Daddy Hardon about leather…’
March 2011
12 posts
WatchTotally in spinz over this remix of Casey Spooner’s new single Faye Dunaway (and it’s pro-ghay video, obvs). It’s so spiritual I didn’t feel the need to undertake my usual daily routine of ashtanga yoga followed by a yogurt smoothie & Maximuscle.
Thank you gurl.
And the winner is...
Oh my days! So we have an overwhelming winner for our readers’ choice film screening at Fringe! The Gay Film Fest. Can i just say, you angels went into power spinz over Paris Is Burning giving it over 60% of the votes. Raise the curtain!
That means you’re all invited to come and see it with loads of gays, an amazing ‘reflective’ pre-performance from alt drag superstar...
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Can I just say...
I’m totally frousing Google Maps. I am shocked to discover it hasn’t yet updated it’s street view of Old Compton Street so it doesn’t show the Angel Alliance’s favourite boutique - the proudly non hertronormative MAN LONDON.
Lower the curtain frouse witch!:
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Just before Special Sista moved to the Latinz of Amerika I gave her a special...
February 2011
22 posts
CommGozz is hosting a film screening voted by YOU!
Gurl please! CommGozz has been quite busy lately making lots of new contacts (erm, even though this hasn’t actually translated into any blog posts) and one exciting new project CommGozz has on the go (as well as preparing for the launch of a new anatomically correct DILDO) is the hosting of a film screening for Fringe! The Gay Film Fest.
But for this your help is needed.
Below is a...
Enlightenment
So as the days gradually lengthen, and the winter chill gives rise to warmer climes, I look back on another year and I think to myself, ‘Gurl, do you know everything yet?’ And frankly I have to say the answer is NO.
Humankind is just one big bottle of poppers that someone once opened the lid on and now we’re left chasing around the room trying to get it all in.
Just the other...
dmdepartment asked: You are hilarious. Love, love, love commgozz. Is this cheezy? Here's me - come see a show some time:
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