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Apr 06

Upper Hize

The human consciousness is like one giant sphere of bubblegum emanating out of someone’s sticky mouth (someone mega boilz, obvs). And the more we expand our minds (the more that hottie blows into that bubble), the BIGGER it gets.

I’m not a size queen, but in this regard I want it to get as big as it can humanly get, because frankly, the more mankind knows and understands, the less prejudice is likely to worm its way through this big old world of ours. AMEN.

So, it’s for this reason I like to think CommGozz is doing its bit. I’m only reporting on what I find, but there are new thing to describe every time mother nature blows that sun back into orbit in the morning.

Only today Creme was asking me about UPPER HIZE. It’s a term the Angel Alliance use frequently to describe someone mega. ‘Do you think you could do me a definition of Upper Hize,’ Creme asked. ‘I think this one belongs to you bebz.  I find it hard to articulate.’

So, I looked away from my iPhone and gazed softly into mid space, allowing the words coalesce into my mind. After some moments, during which I hummed along to JLo’s On The Floor to concentrate my thoughts, this is what I came up with:

Upper Hize is a quality of being. It is when someone possesses a supreme ability to be ‘Hize’, and ‘Hize’ is the most regal version of ‘Hizies’, which, in essence, is to be a major queen in the best, most fiercest, self-empowered way. (This derives from the greeting ‘Hizies’ obvs.) A person who is Upper Hize is usually charismatic, not afraid to express both traditionally ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’ traits, nor inhibited by society’s restrictive modes of conduct concerning what is expected by ‘a man’.

In short, gurls, don’t ever been afraid to be Upper Hize.