The new polari
‘What is this language you are speaking? Is it from the lips of the devil himself or has Albion reached from the edges of heaven and dropped silver sparks onto the tips of thy tongue?’
No babes. It’s called the new polari.
It’s our way of casting out the tired ghosts that live between the lines you read in the newspaper and the cracks in the pavement. As George Clinton once sang ‘free your mind and your ass will follow’ (Amen to that sister). Basically, the more you use these words the more fabric of the universe splits open. Simples.
Angel - Pronoun. A term of affection. Related to ‘babes’, eg ’Dying to see you tonight Angel!’ (see also ‘Negative Angel’)
Bize - Goodbye (formal)
Bizies - Goodbye (informal)
Dropping off the kids- A visit to the lav to do a number 2, eg. ‘I’ll be right with you, once I’ve dropped off the kids.’ We don’t need to say any more on this, do we.
Fraus- Verb. Comes from the down-turned frown of one’s eyebrows when you’re unhappy with something, or someone. eg. ‘You did what?? You finished my half-full bottle of Malibabes?! FRAUSING you angel!’
GAGL - Gay Acting Gay Looking (dying for this!)
GASL - Gay Acting Straight Looking
Hize - Hello, charmed etc (formal)
Hizies- hi, ciao(zies) etc (informal) eg. ‘Hizies angel babes station!’
Homo Zapien - An unfortunate individual who is so boring and earnest that they manage to extract the very party essence from even the most powerful of the Angel Alliance. Lighten up girls, life is a party! (see http://communitygossip.tumblr.com/post/931955400/new-moon-ferocity)
Lower the curtain!- An exclamation of disapproval when something is very very bad (see http://communitygossip.tumblr.com/post/936335699/warning-world-pride-angels-a-major-new-era-has).
Malibabes - Malibu. For some reason we are hooked on shots of this. Try it. It will blow you into 6000AD.
Menage-a-woof- a hot threesome with two hirsute, chunky men eg. ‘If I’m honest, if I got into that menage-a-woof then every hole would be a goal.’
Negative Angel - Someone who sends you into a negative mind dimension. Stay away from these life-force suckers angels…
Onge(also Onhge) - Pronoun. See ‘Angel’.
Rec-tangel - Anal sex with a consenting hottie.
Raise the curtain!- An exclamation of approval when something is very very good. (see http://communitygossip.tumblr.com/post/936335699/warning-world-pride-angels-a-major-new-era-has)
SAGL- Straight Acting Gay Looking (quite difficult to pull off this one. Maybe Brian Eno circa 1973 might be one of the rare examples. Respect to him.)
SASL - Straight Acting Straight Looking
Shopping for disco - To go clubbing, eg. ’ I can’t make the conference on The Misguided Power of Heteronormative Behavior because I’m shopping for discotonight. Bizies.’
Smise- You can either do this or you can’t. It’s basically when you smile with your eyes (but nothing else). Some people try and just end up looking cruisy. Or like they need to drop off the kids.
Tissing - the action of kissing and talking at the same time. Quite hard to pull off well to be honest with you. Try it and get back to me. I need some serious lessons.
