Community Gossip

First World Problems for Queers #1

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:27:22 +0100

‘That queen is so passive aggressive. She wants it in the ass all the time.’

‘God, it turns me on so much when man-from-downstairs...

Sun, 27 May 2012 23:54:14 +0100

‘God, it turns me on so much when man-from-downstairs rests naked on his concrete towel… Good job he can’t see me filming from the window…’

#LOLporn

‘Babes… babes? … you clenched… and...

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:03:11 +0100

‘Babes… babes? … you clenched… and now… I… I can’t get my tongue out… babes?’

#LOLporn

Wow, some truly krazee stuff is going on down with the Voyage...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:57:22 +0100

Wow, some truly krazee stuff is going on down with the Voyage Voyage crew, judging by their new promo vid. And I think I like it…

‘But who am I?’ ‘Where did these pants really...

Sat, 12 May 2012 11:56:44 +0100

‘But who am I?’

‘Where did these pants really come from?’

‘What does it even mean to be a human?’

‘…And is that floor tiling an expoxy-granite composite…?’

#ExistentialCrisisOnTheDancefloor

Jeez, I was spinning out of control this morning thinking about...

Sat, 12 May 2012 11:38:01 +0100

Jeez, I was spinning out of control this morning thinking about things like object relations theory and hegemonic masculinity. So, thank the Lourdes for The Golden Girls. (And Valium.)

Let’s say YES to John Giorno, AIDS activist, poet, artist...

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:01:48 +0100

Let’s say YES to John Giorno, AIDS activist, poet, artist and former lover to Andy Warhol. CommGozz celebrates you sister. x

"Babes, his mouth was writing the cheques, but his trousers weren’t issuing the cash."

Mon, 07 May 2012 20:37:26 +0100

“Babes, his mouth was writing the cheques, but his trousers weren’t issuing the cash.”

- Oh dear. Another example of a prick tease gone wild… But thanks to Lady Lumberjack for yet another great line.

One of the upsides of tragedy - it’s a great creative catalyst.

CommGozz was out and about last night when it bumped into...

Sun, 06 May 2012 12:57:00 +0100

CommGozz was out and about last night when it bumped into that luscious Latino lovely La Chica Bogotá. Ms Bogotá was sporting her latest t-shirt creation, which CommGozz would like to officially celebrate. Amen to you sister.

"That boy was all gong and no dinner."

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:08:25 +0100

“That boy was all gong and no dinner.”

- So speaketh Lady Lumberjack about one of her recent (epic) Gindr exchanges. Witch, my advice is: in future, if that gong looks like it’s falling off the hinges then action that cock-block button FAST before your iPhone typing fingers fragment and fall off. Be cruel. Stay cool. Amen.

Tom is a right bear snaffle-witch. (Go Tom!) #LOLporn

Sat, 05 May 2012 20:59:52 +0100

Tom is a right bear snaffle-witch. (Go Tom!)

#LOLporn

Brazilian Portuguese * Lesson #1

Sat, 05 May 2012 13:29:20 +0100

Good morning class.

Are you sitting comfortably?

Good, then let us begin.

Brazilian Portuguese, numero da classe um. Repetir depois de mim. (Repeat after moi witches)

- Cover boy internacional (international cover boy)

- Homens (men)

- Fotonovelas transexuales (transsexual cartoon strips)

- Nascido para amar (born to love)

- Homo sex (er, what do you think?)

Obrigado e adeus.

*source material ‘My Asshole Is A Revolutionary’ by Pablo Leon de la Barra. (Thanks gurl)

http://centrefortheaestheticrevolution.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/my-asshole-is-revolutionary-text-about.html

This gurl talks sense spellz. Teach.

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:04:06 +0100

This gurl talks sense spellz. Teach.

‘Babes, I’m not complaining, but when you said it...

Wed, 02 May 2012 22:53:26 +0100

‘Babes, I’m not complaining, but when you said it was a threesome with a guy into uniforms, I kind of was expecting something else…’

#LOLporn

#LOLporn ‘Oh hey gurl, what’s up?’ ‘Oh...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:40:42 +0100

#LOLporn

‘Oh hey gurl, what’s up?’

‘Oh nuthin’, just - you know - hanging out next to these Versace vases. I just love how quasi spiritual they make me feel… Aphrodite gone wild…’

THE BIRTH OF QUERN

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:27:18 +0100

So like, she’s a queen. Right. And she’s turning me with what she speaketh. So she’s obviously…

a QUERN.

I’m just saying.

‘If a Quern querns, then quern it Quern. Amen.’ (Old saying from the Aztec League of Querns)

"…She likes goethe. FYI that’s a Mexican phonetic spelling for gurth."

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:19:51 +0100

“…She likes goethe. FYI that’s a Mexican phonetic spelling for gurth.”

- That major witch of the West Special Sister once again displays her ability to cast TRUTH SPELLZ. Dying for you quern.

#LOLPorn A new series courtesy of Community Gossip. Get into it...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:26:49 +0100

#LOLPorn A new series courtesy of Community Gossip. Get into it quernz.

Oh hey gurl…

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:43:21 +0100

Oh hey gurl…

"BTW i practice safer sex, well I don’t practice any more, I have perfected it!"

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:47:13 +0100

“BTW i practice safer sex, well I don’t practice any more, I have perfected it!”

- Thankyougurl to the random guy who wrote this on Gaydar.